Friday, June 09, 2006

Ann Coulter and Her Giant Adam's Apple

Ann Coulter, who has become one of the best selling authors for the conservative movement, says stupid things sometimes all the time.

While most people have heard the news by now, I honestly don’t think she’s getting her boney ass kicked enough in the media. I realize all she wants is the attention, as she’s currently #3 on the Amazon list, but the only tough reaction I’ve seen to what she said so far has been from Keith Olberman, and Air America.

I’ve been trying to gather the words to respond to this hateful scumbag, because many in the Republican party have certainly clammed up about it. Instead of just ranting and raving about how offensive her comments were, and how this is reason #1,392 why liberals continue to raise eyebrows at conservatives who think the response to 9/11 and the war on terror is best associated with Republicans, and that Democrats are missing the point on both issues – I will instead respond via video, audio, and text. After all, there’s nothing I could say that most others aren’t thinking. The information below paints enough of a picture for now.


Thanks to Crooks and Liars, the Olberman response can be seen here .

Today on the Jerry Springer Show (I know), a caller, who was so enraged her voice was shaking, puts a personal touch on the level of offense Coulter achieved. Listen here:

And finally, for Ann Coulter’s thoughts on some other issues:

-"To expiate the pain of losing her first-born son in the Iraq war, Cindy Sheehan decided to cheer herself up by engaging in Stalinist agitprop outside President Bush's Crawford ranch. ... After your third profile on 'Entertainment Tonight,' you're no longer a grieving mom; you're a C-list celebrity trolling for a book deal or a reality show," Coulter wrote in her TownHall.com column on Aug. 18, 2005.

-"Even if corners were cut, (Iran-Contra) was a brilliant scheme. There is no possibility that anyone in any Democratic administration would have gone to such lengths to fund anti-communist forces. When Democrats scheme from the White House, it's to cover up the president's affair with an intern. When Republicans scheme, it's to support embattled anti-communist freedom fighters sold out by the Democrats," she wrote in 2003's "Treason: Liberal Treachery from the Cold War to the War on Terrorism."

-"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building," The New York Observer quoted her as saying on Aug. 20, 2002. She clarified those remarks with RightWingNews.com: "Of course I regret it. I should have added, 'after everyone had left the building except the editors and reporters.'"

-"After all other suitable office space in Manhattan had dried up - and also after spending the weekend golfing at an all-white club in Florida - Clinton announced he would take an office in Harlem. ... As one of my friends remarked, that should be nice: Having escaped a mugging on the way to work, Clinton's female employees will then have to face an accused rapist in the office," Coulter wrote on Feb. 19, 2001.

-"The Americanization of Iraq proceeds at an astonishing pace, the Iraqis are taking to freedom like fish to water, and the possibilities for this nation are endless. It's hard to say who's more upset about these developments: the last vestiges of pro-Hussein Baathist resistance in Iraq or John Kerry's campaign manager," Coulter wrote in a June 30, 2004, column posted on her Web site.

-"(Liberals) are always accusing us of repressing their speech. I say let's do it. Let's repress them. ... Frankly, I'm not a big fan of the First Amendment," Coulter said during an Oct. 21, 2005, speech at the University of Florida.

-"Abortion is the sacrament and Roe v. Wade is Holy Writ," she wrote in "Godless: The Church of Liberalism," published Tuesday.

-"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war," Coulter wrote in a column published by the National Review Online on Sept. 13, 2001.

-"The portrayal of Senator Joe McCarthy as a wild-eyed demagogue destroying innocent lives is sheer liberal hobgoblinism. Liberals weren't cowering in fear during the McCarthy era. They were systematically undermining the nation's ability to defend itself while waging a bellicose campaign of lies to blacken McCarthy's name. Everything you think you know about McCarthy is a hegemonic lie. Liberals denounced McCarthy because they were afraid of getting caught, so they fought back like animals to hide their own collaboration with a regime as evil as the Nazis," she wrote in "Treason."

-"Mostly the Witches of East Brunswick wanted George Bush to apologize for not being Bill Clinton," she wrote in "Godless." She was referring to the New Jersey town where two of the Sept. 11 widows live.

-"We need somebody to put rat poison in Justice Stevens' creme brulee," Coulter said in a Jan. 27 appearance at Philander Smith College in Little Rock, Ark., regarding Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens. She later explained she was joking about the justice, whose votes have upheld Roe v. Wade, the landmark decision legalizing abortion.

-"You want to be careful not to become just a blowhard," she said in The Washington Post on October 16, 1998.

12 Comments:

Blogger Mary said...

My favorite line was the one about divorce and being in Playboy being 2 things Coulter doesn't have to worry about. Very good. She will never get it.

June 10, 2006 8:23 AM  
Blogger Peacechick Mary said...

First, I want to thank you for your comment at my site - the one in response to our resident homophobe. As for Ann - she is the worst of the worst and I for one would love to see her shut down.

June 10, 2006 8:27 AM  
Blogger PTCruiser said...

Olbermann kicks ass almost as well as you do, Jeremy. Another outstanding post. I was trying to think of a way to show my disgust for this woman without flying off the handle over it. You summed it up perfectly. Good work, my friend.

June 10, 2006 10:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Honestly, the best thing we can do about Coulter is to ignore her.

June 10, 2006 11:44 AM  
Blogger Jeremy said...

Mary, I agree. She's so repulsive looking, and she somehow gets painted in the "liberal media" as being some sort of conservative blonde bombshell.

PCM, no prob. Guy like that irritate me, and I don't mind telling them how rediculous they are from time to time. Especially after a couple beers and some black label Johnny Walker :-)

PT - I've been watching Olberman more and more since Crooks & Liars has been pimping him. After Coulter made her statement, I knew his response would be classic.

Cooper, I see the value in your point - however I respectfully disagree. Here's why:

Her thing is obviously attention. However - here's my theory: Given that fact she really does represent a particular viewpoint of the Right Wing on LOTS of issues (go to some Right Wing blogs and notice how often she is linked or referred to) the more she speaks, and the more attention that speech gets, the better it is for us.

We really need to unveil the hatred of these people, and she does a beautiful job of illustrating that. The more the average politically dumbfounded American realizes that she is a Bush supporter, the more it paints Bush supporters as the stereotype of all things evil and uninformed. I hope she gets all the attention in the world, because after all, she claims to speak for them. Michelle Malkin, Rush Limbaugh, O'Reilly - they're all darlings of people who disagree with us. The more the stupid shit from their mouths that gets printed, the better.

June 10, 2006 12:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


The more the stupid shit from their mouths that gets printed, the better.

Impress your friends. Send them a copy of the video on CD. Find the most recent download in your browser's cache. It will be 11,126kB. Rename it to Coulter.wmv, then burn it to CD.

Do you have a better use for 15-cents plus postage?

June 10, 2006 2:26 PM  
Blogger Jeremy said...

For the same amount on the East end of Portland you can get a whore for an hour?

June 10, 2006 3:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One thing I noticed is Ann's obsession with the Jersey Girls "fame" and "celebrity." It's almost a jealousy thing with her. What idiots support this crazed woman, pushing her book to #1 on Amazon? Why would anyway be enraged with the 9/11 widows, especially now? Enough people to make Ann Coulter rake in a few more million, and why? How easy it is to exploit the mean and stupid for boat loads of money.

June 10, 2006 3:45 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

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June 10, 2006 10:01 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

So I'm not the only one who thinks Coulter looks like a troll in a blonde wig?

Karena, I saw Pat Buchanan on CNN today, and he supported (of course) her statements, although he said "enjoyed" is not the word he would have used. He does think the "Jersey girls" have exploited their tragedy to "target Republicans," (as if anyone needed another reason) and added that the controversy surrounding this one comment she made has served to make the book #1. I think whoever said the best thing we can do is ignore her is dead on. (And I agree that she's jealous of whatever

June 10, 2006 10:01 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Shit.

that she's jealous of whatever quasi-celebrity the 9/11 widows may have found and would give back in a New York second if it meant having their husbands back.

June 10, 2006 10:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That doesn't look like an Adam's Apple, it looks like a bone/muscle sticking out her throat. My sister has the same thing except even bigger and I know she's a girl, I was there when she was born. The only difference is my sister is really pretty and has guys hitting on her all the time, while this girl looks really creepy.

July 27, 2007 7:55 PM  

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