Monday, July 31, 2006

And Now Some More Maine Flavor...

This weekend was a beautiful one to be out on the Maine ocean. I thought I would post a link to some of the photos taken this weekend.

The first several photos are of some random coastal from Saturday. The remaining pics are from the annual lobter boat races in Harpswell (Pots Harbor).

There is nothing more uniquely Maine than a day at the lobster boat races. Its a chance for everyone around coastal Maine and the islands to gather, grill out, party, and enjoy a beautiful day of community boating and drunkeness - two of the most common experiences in coastal Maine. Enjoy the pics.

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Today's New Verb: Murtharize

While I've always felt accusing someone of flip-flopping on political issues simply because the person who changed their opinion happens to have nuanced thinking (or was presented with new information to which they must react and change course) is childish, I can no longer resist the temptation.

Many Republicans, decorated military Generals, and even some infamous neocons themselves have flipped, flopped and waffled their way toward more reasonable thinking, while looking back on their colleagues hanging by their fingernails onto support for the war on Iraq with perplexing confusion.

The latest to join the cut-n-run crowd of American troop haters is Representative Gil Gutknecht of Minnesota:


Rep. Gil Gutknecht, R-Minn., once a strong supporter of the war, returned from Iraq this week declaring that conditions in Baghdad were far worse "than we'd been led to believe," and urging that troop withdrawals begin immediately.

"Essentially, what the White House is saying is, 'Stay the course, stay the course,' " Gutknecht said. "I don't think that course is politically sustainable."During a debate last month, Gutknecht intoned, "Members, now is not the time to go wobbly." This week, he conceded "I guess I didn't understand the situation," saying that a partial troop withdrawal now would "send a clear message to the Iraqis that the next step is up to you."

Read on.

Gutknecht his hardly alone, as Patrick McHenry, a Republican from North Carolina commented on seeing the reality of the situation:

"It's like after (Hurricane) Katrina, when the secretary of Homeland Security was saying all those people weren't really stranded (at the New Orleans civic center) when we were all watching it on TV," said Rep. Patrick McHenry, R-N.C. "I still hear about that. We can't look like we won't face reality."


It is fair to say these and the other Republicans stepping up to the plate of reality are wobbling on Iraq due to the fact that supporting the Iraq war before the upcoming mid-term elections is getting closer and closer to political suicide, as most Americans are now seeing Iraq for what it actually is.

However, two of the most prominent architects of Neo-conservatism, without public offices to lose, have expressed their own thoughts on the war in no uncertain terms, and I thought I’d recap what both of them said a few months ago before the death toll and increasing symptoms of civil war evolved to what they are today:

Francis Fukuyama


History:
Fukuyama is an author and is influential in American economics when it comes to Free Market Capitalism. Those are his virtuous qualities. He’s one the strongest voices for the inevitable collapse of non-Capitalist governments in favor of democracies, whether or not that is done at the barrel a gun or not. He is also one of the founding architects of neo-conservatism, and a key member of the Project for the New American Century and has close ties to other neo-conservatives in that group, such as Karl Rove and Scooter Libby. He signed a letter urging president Bush to invade and occupy Iraq, whether or not there was evidence that Saddam had anything to do with 9/11.

Fukuyama’s current views on Iraq:
“Neo-conservatism should be discarded on to history's pile of discredited ideologies….By invading Iraq, the Bush administration created a self-fulfilling prophecy: Iraq has now replaced Afghanistan as a magnet, a training ground and an operational base for jihadist terrorists, with plenty of American targets to shoot at… The so-called Bush Doctrine that set the framework for the administration's first term is now in shambles…successful pre-emption depends on the ability to predict the future accurately and on good intelligence, which was not forthcoming, while America's perceived unilateralism has isolated it as never before. The Islamist Muslim Brotherhood made a strong showing in Egypt's parliamentary elections in November and December. While the holding of elections in Iraq this past December was an achievement in itself, the vote led to the ascendance of a Shiite bloc with close ties to Iran (following on the election of the conservative Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as president of Iran in June). But the clincher was the decisive Hamas victory in the Palestinian election last month, which brought to power a movement overtly dedicated to the destruction of Israel…read on.
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William F. Buckley Jr.


History: With way too many qualifiers and surnames in his identification, William F. Buckley has been a major influential force in the conservative movement since the 1950’s, and is a much more recognized name to the American publican than Fukuyama. He founded the conservative National Review publication, but before doing so wrote “God and Man at Yale” which lashed out at Yale for straying from it’s original Christian, Capitalist mission. Once in a debate with Gore Vidal regarding the
situation at the Democratic Convention in Chicago during Vietnam, Buckley responded to being called a Nazi by saying, “Now listen, you queer, stop calling me a crypto-Nazi or I'll sock you in your goddamn face, and you'll stay plastered.” In 1991 he was awarded the Medal of Freedom by W’s father. He’s a classic conservative who comes from money, privilege and opportunity.

Buckley’s current views on Iraq:
"One can't doubt that the American objective in Iraq has failed… because Iraqi animosities have proved uncontainable by an invading army of 130,000 Americans... It would not be surprising to learn from an anonymously cited American soldier that he can understand why Saddam Hussein was needed to keep the Sunnis and the Shiites from each other's throats…

The administration has, now, to cope with failure… Mr. Bush has a very difficult internal problem here because to make the kind of concession that is strategically appropriate requires a mitigation of policies he has several times affirmed in high-flown pronouncements…(read the entire article here)."


Although it is easy to pounce on these men for their abrupt about-face, I certainly applaud them and welcome them to the world of reality with warm handshake and a “we’ve been expecting you” kind of greeting.

Additionally, I think perhaps the most important thing here is to expose the juvenile and destructive behavior of most Bush supporters that continues today, and can be observed on cable news talk shows, AM radio, and any other political forum (including the comments of this very web site). Said behavior involves accusing those who don’t support continued long tours of duty in Iraq or the philosophy of the war itself of being anti-American, not supporting the troops, and rooting for America to fail in the Middle East.

It occurs to me that most Bush voters hurling those insults will not do so to the men listed above, or the countless other Republican politicians and military experts will be spared this rhetoric, unlike the John Murthas, Senator Kerrys, and Howard Deans of the world.

Honestly, this kind of political smearing confuses me. I’ve never been able to fully understand how someone who observes that Iraq is a mess and calls it a mess, is somehow helping to cause Iraq to be a mess, rather than those who want to keep our troops in the middle of the mess in the first place. Nor can I comprehend how person A, who wants our troops home and out of harms way, is actually less troop-supporting than person B, who wishes to keep them there to die for a cause of which no one is quite sure.

And, I certainly don’t understand how those who have served, such as Murtha, Kerry, Kennedy, Clark, and Cleeland, are considered less patriotic and more war-ignorant than the civilians pushing the war, such as Bush, Limbaugh, Hannity, Cheney, Rove, O’Reilly etc, all of whom have more deferments and active military duty no-shows than the invite list to a cocktail party at Ann Coulter’s house (don’t make me use the list!)

Nevertheless, it doesn’t make this kind of language any less obnoxious, off-point, or infinitely worse, a total irrelevant and inaccurate distraction from an open-thought sponsored exchange of ideas. It is almost as if those taking this position are admitting political bankruptcy, and throwing sand in the eyes of those who would distract them with facts and reality.

However, if Bush supporters continue to use one of the key defining characteristics of fascism (creating scapegoats by accusing those against military action of being unpatriotic and aiding the enemy), at least have the courage and sense of balance to throw these same accusations at one of your own. The list seems to grow a little bit each month.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Chancellor Merkel: I Need an Adult!

Our president frat-boy massaging the Gernman leader. Our apologies to frat boys.
I realize this is a bit late, because by now most of heard or seen or rocketed milk out of their nose as they watched the video of Bush massaging the shoulders of one of the most powerful women in Europe.

However, as he always does, Mark Morford puts strange events into the hilarious words I could never find.

Mr. Morford, the stage is yours:



So now we know.

I mean, we sort of thought we knew, before, what kind of guy George W. Bush is, essentially our very own inept, inarticulate ex-alcoholic ex-frat-guy failed-businessman pseudo-leader who famously appeals to the most God-fearin' and least educated and least attuned among us because he is, well, one of them.

We thought we had him pegged: Just a casual and aw-shucks sort of walkin', talkin', war-happy embarrassment to the country who was rumored to be a Genuinely Nice Guy in person but who, when he traveled abroad, nevertheless caused the entire nation to pre-emptively cringe in preparation for all sorts of imminent humiliations and lots of hilarious-yet-excruciating new material for "The Complete Bushisms."

But every so often we get a glimpse of just a little more.

Or, rather, less. Of what lies just beneath that carefully controlled sheen of White House spin, what happens when Dubya is away from his handlers and his prefab scripts. We get a hint of just what fuels that clueless amble, that Chosen One bumble, that graceless and decidedly dorky sort of approach to everything from ordering a Diet Coke to comprehending Middle East chaos.

Witness, won't you, the latest in a huge pile of embarrassing Bush-on-tape moments. (Warning: Not for the faint of intellect.)

Here he is, the leader of the Free World, fresh off being caught on a live microphone at the Group of Eight summit meeting muttering to his favorite poodle Tony Blair, using his bestest Texas-boy shtick, that if them gul-dang Syrians would just tell Hezbollah to knock this s-- off, everything would be dandy ...

Here is the president of the most powerful nation on the planet, fresh from an awkward smackdown by Vladimir Putin on Bush's failed war in Iraq, muttering to Blair and Chinese President Hu Jintao, actually more amazed and confounded by the fact that Jintao's flight home takes about as long as Bush's to Washington ...
(Bush: "You eight hours? Me too. Russia's a big country and you're a big country. Takes him eight hours to fly home ... Russia's big and so is China. Yo Blair, what're
you doing? Are you leaving?"
Ah, dumb-guy banter. Makes you feel proud all over,
no?)

And now, the icing on the giant cake o' domestic torture. Here is Dubya, strolling speedily into a G-8 summit meeting where powerful, intent world leaders are already gathered to discuss, presumably, serious issues of the day, walking straight up to a seated German Chancellor Angela Merkel and giving her a weird, unsolicited shoulder rub from behind, before dashing to his seat. Oh yes he did.

The pictures, the video reveal all. Merkel reacts accordingly, is instantly creeped out, cringes and shrugs Bush away with a look of surprised revulsion.

Dubya is, of course, oblivious. His expression is his classic blank "Who, me?" stare that recalls a child caught eating a live grasshopper. He looks right past Merkel and quickly dashes away as though nothing had happened, as if the powerful German leader didn't just recoil visibly at his very touch.

It all happens in about four seconds. It is merely, on the surface, a minor infraction, a stupid gesture, a "what-the-hell?" moment you want to forget immediately but is unfortunately burned into your retina like a flaming spear of oh-please-God-no. And it speaks volumes.

Let us imagine how it would be if, say, Jacques Chirac walked up behind Condi Rice and gave her a quick little noogie on the head, on camera, before a fancy state dinner. Or maybe if Japanese Prime Minister Koizumi snuck up behind Laura Bush and gave a hearty, unexpected smack on the ass before sitting down for a chat. How charming! Or, you know, not.

Some might argue that Merkel, despite the obvious recoil, actually smiles a little after Bush grabs her (it is a little difficult to tell if it's a wince or an awkward smirk
-- either way, she was more than a little shocked).

Some might even suggest that Merkel and Bush have a "special" sort of odd, chummy relationship that allows him to toy with her like a kid sister or a flirty high school buddy, the kind of relationship that Bush likes best of all: devoid of seriousness or deep respect or the crucial exchange of ideas, free of that kind of icky intellectual book-learnin' that just confuses Dubya and makes him all tired and sad. And hey, maybe they're right.

Then again, this was a G-8 summit. Israel and Lebanon are burning. Iraq is in tatters. North Korea is spitting on the world. Global leaders are gathered to discuss the most pressing and violent issues on the planet, many of which the Bush administration had a clammy hand in exacerbating. Might not be the best time for the leader of the free world to give a cheesy frat-guy neck rub to his German gal-pal in front of the world media. You think?

See, now we get it. This is the bottom line, the final truth, George W. Bush in a nutshell. Bush thinks he is That Guy. The one everybody just loves to have around, the one who sincerely thinks his goofy charm is so appealing and so innocuous and so licky-puppy friendly that he can get away with all sorts of casual infractions and weird gestures no one else would care to attempt lest they appear, you know, dorky as a pinwheel hat.

And you know what? Bush really is That Guy. Just not in the way he wants to think.

In other words, he is indeed That Guy, like the best man at the wedding party, the one standing out in the center of the room, casually and cluelessly telling off-color jokes that offend everyone but which he thinks are gul-dang hilarious and, hell, if you're offended then you're just some gul-dang hippie liberal. Haw.

He is That Guy. The one who thinks he is everybody's bestest pal, the guy everyone wants to kick back with and have a few brewskies and chat about baseball and lawn fertilizer and Jesus. After all, isn't that what we all desire of the man who decides some of the most difficult, deadly, complicated issues on the planet? Isn't that slacked, frat-guy goofiness exactly what you want trying to broker peace in the Middle East and understand global warming and stem-cell research? Sure it is.
And when it comes to women (or rather, "wimmin"), well, it's all taken one step further. Or, rather, downward.

It's like an awkward scene from "The Office," where Steve Carell's character Michael Scott, the smarmy manager everyone secretly loathes but who himself believes to be the funniest and most likable and naturally gifted guy in the room, walks up to one of his female employees and grabs a mango and cracks a grossly inappropriate joke about vaginas and laughs hard, slaps everyone on the back, and then takes a big, gross bite of the mango. What a kidder!

He does not, of course, realize no one else is laughing.

Monday, July 24, 2006

Ass, Cash or Grass - No One Gets Rescued for Free

Listen as an American family tries to get help from the government to leave Beirut:

Just like everyone else, I'm watching the events in Lebanon and Israel closely, hoping the voilence stops soon. The Middle East seems to have grown even more unstable since the Clinton years, despite promises from Dick Cheney that invading Iraq would help the region:

Listen here:

Perhaps because the “cut ‘N run” accusers are too busy issuing indictments for sub-patriotic behavior, they didn’t notice that the very government for which they magnet up their car was making some soldiers pay for their damaged body armor. Because after all, had those soldiers been a bit more IED-savvy, they wouldn’t have ruined a perfectly good bullet proof vest. Careless kids.

And with this same crowd gearing up for the really important issues facing the world this November (gay marriage, flag burning, preventing stem cell research, and demanding evolution and sex education be removed from classrooms) they will surely be far too distracted to realize that the American government is making evacuees from Lebanon issue promisary notes to pay back the money for cruise ship tickets out of the country.

I’ll say that again. The Bush administration has sent cruise ships over to Lebanon to rescue Americans residing in a war zone, but only those who buy a ticket can leave.

And to those Americans stuck in Beruit not doing so well financially? Well, you should have thought about that before Hezbollah kidnapped a couple of Israeli soliders, now should you.

From the US Embassy in Lebanon:


The Department of State reminds American citizens that the U.S. government does not provide no-cost transportation but does have the authority to provide repatriation loans to those in financial need. For the portion of your trip directly handled by the U.S. Government we will ask you to sign a promissory note and we will bill you at a later date. In a subsequent message, when we have specific details about the transporation arrangments, we will inform you about the costs you will incur. We will also work with commercial aircraft to ensure that they have adequate flights to help you depart Cyprus and connect to your final destination.


Let's just hope the exit strategy for Americans in Iraq is different.

Meanwhile, the Right has weighed in on Americans in Lebanon "crying" about a slow rescue:

Rush Limbaugh, 7/19:
"Even in the eyes of our ingrate, spoiled-rotten little children, brat-type ingrate citizens in Beirut, it’s our fault. (Crying.) 'It’s a war zone. It’s a war! How do I get out? (crying) We’re having to shield ourselves from the sun in cardboard.' (sobbing) That’s embarrassing.

Fox anchor Neil Cavuto, 7/20:
"The media is playing up a lot of whining, complaining Americans in this country who said there’s been no warning, no communication."

TownHall.com columnist Mike Gallagher, 7/21:
"Amazingly, we’re not even going to charge these ungrateful evacuees for the free trip home. … Their sense of outrage and entitlement is slowly but surely becoming the American way. And it’s positively disgusting."

Fox anchor Steve Doocy, 7/19:
"Shockingly, after they’ve been plucked out of Beirut, a lot of them are whining and complaining that, you know what, I had to sleep on the concrete and they didn’t have any food for me to eat."

Update: Much to the chagrin of those above (including Rush, War-zone Limbaugh), due in part to the embarrassing publicity, the fee to be rescued from the war zone has been waived. God Bless America!

Thursday, July 20, 2006

More Good News From Iraq

Most Americans understand now that Iraq is a mess, has been a mess for years, and will probably be messy for years to come – on our dime, our watch, and with our lives in danger.

There are however some, “Iraq is going well,” or the “war is working” Bush supporters, who, albeit come in very small percentages, may be interested in reading the latest:


More than 14,000 civilians have been killed in Iraq in the first half of this year, an ominous figure reflecting the fact that "killings, kidnappings and torture remain widespread" in the war-torn country, a United Nations report says.

Killings of civilians are on "an upward trend," with more than 5,800 deaths and more than 5,700 injuries reported in May and June alone, it says.

The report, a bimonthly document produced by the U.N. Assistance Mission for Iraq, covers May and June, and includes chilling casualty figures and ugly anecdotes from the insurgent and sectarian warfare that continues to rage despite the establishment of a national unity government and a security crackdown in Baghdad.

Read on...

However, this isn’t even the best part. You’ll of course remember that the previous justification du jour regarding the invasion of Iraq was the link to 9/11, terrorism, and threats from radical Islam in Iraq (all of which still have yet to build their case for war).

It turns out that the one-time secular, Sunni Muslim dominated counterbalance to Hezbollah, Al Qaeda, Iran, and other radical Islamic players in the region, is now itself moving toward a more radicalized, Shiite-ized state, progressing from a secular dictatorship style government to a radically Islamic state:


The U.N. agency says it has been made aware since last year of the targeting of
homosexuals, "increasingly threatened and extra-judicially executed by militias and 'death squads' because of their sexual orientation." The intolerance propelling the anti-gay prejudice extends to ethnic and religious minorities and others whose manner of dress doesn't meet the standards of religious extremists.

"On 28 May, an Iraqi tennis coach and two of his players were shot dead in Baghdad allegedly because they were wearing shorts. Similar threats are said to be made to induce men to conform to certain hair styles or rules regarding facial hair," the report says.Women face intolerance -- and violence -- as well.

"In some Baghdad neighborhoods, women are now prevented from going to the markets alone. In other cases, women have been warned not to drive cars or have faced harassment if they wear trousers. Women have also reported that wearing a headscarf is becoming not a matter of religious choice but one of survival in many parts of Iraq, a fact which is particularly resented by non-Muslim women."

The good news however, is that this report was issued by the United Nations, who along with college professors, the New York Times, and the entire city of San Francisco, is considered by the Right to be too irrelevant and full of hatred for America to amount to anything.

But for the rest of us not on planet Falwell keeping score at home…

Since the invasion of Iraq, you know, to combat global terrorism:

  • Global terrorism has increased threefold- Iran has started to develop nuclear weapons- Iran has also elected a hard-line radical Islamic president, who sympathizes with the former Ayatollah Khomeini

  • North Korea is conducting missile tests to see how close to California they can hurl their nuclear goodies

  • Iraq is heading toward civil war with unprecedented sectarian and religious violence, after electing a Shiite majority to its government, and re-writing its Constitution to move toward a more Islamic state

  • A recognized terrorist organization has won an election in Palestine to control its Parliament- Egypt’s parliamentary elections have further radicalized the nation via election of the Muslim Brotherhood to more representation

  • Iran is now encouraging and supporting Hezbollah as it attempts to start war with Israel


  • Without getting into body armor, back door drafts, mind-blowing spending, American casualties, missing money, alienating allies and forgetting about Afghanistan, I’d say we’re doing a heck of a job in Iraq.

    Monday, July 17, 2006

    From Not Finding Oil in Texas to Losing it in Iraq

    Remember this?

    TED KOPPEL: All right, this is the first. I mean, when you talk about 1.7, you're not suggesting that the rebuilding of Iraq is gonna be done for $1.7 billion?

    ANDREW NATSIOS: (administration official in charge of rebuilding Iraq) Well, in terms of the American taxpayers contribution, I do, this is it for the US. The rest of the rebuilding of Iraq will be done by other countries…and Iraqi oil revenues…They're going to get in $20 billion a year in oil revenues. But the American part of this will be 1.7 billion. We have no plans for any further-on funding for this.

    TED KOPPEL: And we're back once again with ANDREW NATSIOS, administrator for the Agency for International Development. I want to be sure that I understood you correctly. You're saying the, the top cost for the US taxpayer will be $1.7 billion. No more than that?

    ANDREW NATSIOSF: or the reconstruction. And then there's 700 million in the supplemental budget for humanitarian relief, which we don't competitively bid 'cause its charities that get that money.

    TED KOPPEL: I understand. But as far as reconstruction goes, the American taxpayer will not be hit for more than $1.7 billion no matter how long the process takes?

    ANDREW NATSIOS: That is our plan and that is our intention. And these figures, outlandish figures I've seen, I have to say, there's a little bit of hoopla involved in this.


    I remember watching the episode of Nightline live as it happened, almost pulling whatever the hell muscle it is that controls the sharp, upward movement of the eyebrows, which forms the unmistakable expression on one’s face that says, “are you fucking kidding me?”

    If I had TIVO, I’d have probably played it back on a loop for everyone that visits my house, following it by holding up some cash and saying, “anyone care to make this interesting?”

    Obviously that interview has famously come to symbolize yet another miscalculation intentionally misleading screw-up of the Bush administration in Iraq, all a product of politicizing and marketing the war two a country in which 40% of the people were willing to believe it.

    Natsios wasn’t alone. There were things the Bush administration had to tell us in order to get the war they wanted, and considering oil revenues paying for the war and its aftermath was something etched in the minds of American public, I thought it would be appropriate to get an update on this from the Government Accountability Office:

    S. Comptroller General David M. Walker told Congress last week that "massive corruption" and "a lot of theft going on" in Iraq's government-controlled oil industry is hampering the country's ability to govern itself.

    "It took me about, you know, a second and a half to realize that, obviously, there was massive corruption going on, because the numbers just didn't add up," Walker said, referring to a trip he took to Iraq this year in which he was shown figures on oil production and revenue. He said about 10 percent of Iraq's refined fuels and 30 percent of its imported fuels are being stolen…

    Read on.


    Now, I had a few reactions when I read this.

    The first was this: The same administration that promised to usher in an era of accountability in sharp contrast to how they felt the Clinton administration operated, is probably pretty god damn sick and tired of the Government Accountability Office (see: illegal propaganda).

    Secondly, I thought to myself, “Republicans are going to be pissed when they hear about this,” and believe me, unless I see a gay pride march or read a new development about stem cell research providing hope to people, I don’t say that very often. I realize this is anecdotal, but the Republicans in my office aren’t necessarily concerned about the war in terms 10’s of thousands of lives lost, the price we’ve paid with our allies, the lack of body armor, the destabilization of the Middle East, or that international terrorism has tripled worldwide…or any of the other stuff with which rest of us are a little concerned. No – the ears of the Bush supporters in these parts perk up when the talk turns toward vanishing tax dollars – which of course isn’t a good thing, but compared to 18 year old kids getting ripped into pieces by IDEs, well, I guess Republicans and I have a bit of a different list of priorities.

    Third, this reminded me of when the Coalition Provisional Authority couldn’t account for $8.8 billion, or when Halliburton was caught by the Pentagon overcharging millions in service (not for the dirty food they served our troops, but for gas and other services), or when Custer Battles, the Republican no-bid contract winners hired for security in Iraq, ripped off the government to a tune of more than $10 million.

    Now mind you – there is not finite number that can be associated with the amount of oil lost. This type of financial loss is probably worse, but much different, because it wasn’t really lost, it was simply stolen. Good times.

    Finally, the report from the GOA went on to say this:

    The report concludes that neither the Defense Department nor Congress "can reliably determine the costs of the war, nor do they have details on how appropriated funds are being spent or historical data useful in considering future funding needs."

    Finally, something other than gay adoption and flag burning to get the Republicans’ attention.

    Tuesday, July 11, 2006

    Back, Relaxed, and On Track!

    Well, one out of the three anyway.

    I'll be posting again within the next few days. Right now I'm just trying to get my mind back.

    In the meantime - and yes, I realize this is like watching someone else's boring home movies - but if you'd like to see some vacation pics, click here.

    PS - did Bush do anything stupid while I was gone?