Guess What Happens if Rove is Convicted
When we last left our Super-Congressman, he was one of the only members of the House or Senate sticking his political neck on the line to organize, draft a petition and hold an investigation into the Downing Street Memo. Over 500,000 signed the petition which was frog-marched literally to the front door of 100 Pennsylvania Ave. Bush was well into his afternoon nap and was therefore unable to get the doorbell, but we're assuming one of his aids left it on his desk to absorb his coffee mug rings.
Although the top story according to the liberal media on this sweltering July day will be, "It's hot in July," John Conyers took another significant step in gaining back some of the respect politicians have lost in the Western world by making another important move: he wrote a letter to President Bush asking him not to pardon Karl Rove before his potential trial.
Now, as Scott McClelan would say nothing short of 32 times in a twenty minute press conference, "this is an ongoing investigation." We know Scott, we know.
And to be honest, everything people are saying about the specific 1982 Intelligence Identities Protection Act Rove may or may not have violated makes it sound like Rove could have been videotaped following Plame around while holding a cardboard sign that says "UNDERCOVER!!!----->" and still may not be successfully prosecuted. In fact, only one known case in the past 23 years has sent anyone to jail for the crime.
Nevertheless, I think Conyers' letter to Bush about any forthcoming pardons is well founded, and he has every reason to think Bush may squeeze the Rove slime through the cracks of justice.
Why? Because when it comes to pardoning traitors, those connected to anyone named George Bush tend to get pardoned more than Eric Rudolf in a Fox News Interview.
Want proof? Remember the 3-month funeral coverage the media had several months back when Reagan died, championing him as a hero of all heroes (that wacky liberal media!)? Well if memory serves you correctly, you'll recall those convicted in Reagan's Iran-contra scandal were for the most part, pardoned.
"But Jeremy, every president pardon's someone for something!" you might be shouting through your cupped hands at the monitor. Maybe so.
Here however, is what should bother you about all this. The Right constantly takes the stance of More Patriotic Than Though. They are all equipped with a big orange "traitor" whistle around their necks and they'll throw the proverbial yellow flag at anyone they feel disagrees with their policy. I'm looking at you, Ann slut-face Coulter. I'm looking at you Spencer Bachus, (R-AL). I'm looking at you Counterbias.com. I'm looking entirely at you angry, white Christian middle-aged, male dominated, Bible-hugging, Republican National Committee.
With this in mind - with the Republicans wrapping themselves in the flag as if it was only theirs to claim, how ironic is it that when it comes to actual crimes against America - actual deals, negotiations and sweet, sweet love for nations who sponsor terrorism - it's actually those on the Right who not only tend to commit those crimes, but actually get away with it.
From this picture, to this scandal, to this shining moment in American history, to images like these, to articles like this one, Republican cooperation with unelected dictators and terrorist regimes is more than well documented - it's getting to be expected.
So why did Conyers write his letter? Maybe he thought Bush's son would do what his dad did, the last time America had to deal with traitors in the White House. Let's take a look:
Elliott Abrams -- Pleaded guilty October 7, 1991, to two misdemeanor charges of withholding information from Congress about secret government efforts to support the Nicaraguan contra rebels during a ban on such aid. U.S. District Chief Judge Aubrey E. Robinson, Jr., sentenced Abrams November 15, 1991, to two years probation and 100 hours community service. Abrams was pardoned December 24, 1992.
Alan D. Fiers, Jr. -- Pleaded guilty July 9, 1991, to two misdemeanor counts of withholding information from Congress about secret efforts to aid the Nicaraguan contras. U.S. District Chief Judge Aubrey E. Robinson, Jr., sentenced Fiers January 31, 1992, to one year probation and 100 hours community service. Fiers was pardoned December 24, 1992.
Clair E. George -- Indicted September 6, 1991, on 10 counts of perjury, false statements and obstruction in connection with congressional and Grand Jury investigations. George's trial on nine counts ended in a mistrial on August 26, 1992. Following a second trial on seven counts, George was found guilty December 9, 1992, of two felony charges of false statements and perjury before Congress. The maximum penalty for each count was five years in prison and $250,000 in fines. U.S. District Judge Royce C. Lamberth set sentencing for February 18, 1993. George was pardoned on December 24, 1992, BEFORE SENTENCING OCCURRED.
Robert C. McFarlane -- Pleaded guilty March 11, 1988, to four misdemeanor counts of withholding information from Congress. U.S. District Chief Judge Aubrey E. Robinson, Jr., sentenced McFarlane on March 3, 1989, to two years probation, $20,000 in fines and 200 hours community service. McFarlane was pardoned December 24, 1992.
Duane R. Clarridge -- Indicted November 26, 1991, on seven counts of perjury and false statements about a secret shipment of U.S. HAWK missiles to Iran. The maximum penalty for each count was five years in prison and $250,000 in fines. U.S. District Judge Harold H. Greene set a March 15, 1993, trial date. Clarridge was pardoned December 24, 1992 BEFORE HIS TRIAL DATE.
Caspar W. Weinberger -- Indicted June 16, 1992, on five counts of obstruction, perjury and false statements in connection with congressional and Independent Counsel investigations of Iran/ contra. On September 29, the obstruction count was dismissed. On October 30, a second indictment was issued, charging one false statement count. The second indictment was dismissed December 11, leaving four counts remaining. The maximum penalty for each count was five years in prison and $250,000 in fines. U.S. District Judge Thomas F. Hogan set a January 5, 1993, trial date. Weinberger was pardoned December 24, 1992 BEFORE HIS TRIAL DATE.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Ann Coulter.
