News Flash: Pat Robertson Still Saying Stupid Shit

Lest you thought Pat Robertson's mouth was on vacation - because hey, it had been at least a month since he last uttered stomething sad yet hiliarious - the little troll-like leader of the bat-shit Christian Right that amuse us all on a daily basis put your fears to rest on Thursday.

Robertson's latest comments were uttered during his 700 Club show, which to everyone's surprise, still has viewers. Because we all look for someone as sophisticated and Internationally weathered as Pat Robertson to give us insight into complex issues facing or planet.

Specifically, he tried to take a stab at explaining the recent sour health suffered by Israeli prime minister Sharon (note to Bush supporters: it doesn't rhyme with "Karen.").

As we know, Evangelical Christians are experts in the medical science field, so we expect Robertson might attribute Sharon’s stroke to some sort of cardiovascular disorder, right?

Actually no. Sharon’s diagnosis from Robertson? God smote him.

Take it away Pat:

"He was dividing God's land, and I would say, 'Woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the [European Union], the United Nations or the United States of America...'"

"God says, 'This land belongs to me, and you'd better leave it alone.'"

Apparently God is a greedy Real Estate mogul...less like a supreme being and more like Donald Trump. Hopefully God's combover is a little more attractive.