Liberal CNN Replaces Conservative Reporter With Even More Conservative Reporter

That's right - the liberal network made up mostly of models reading teleprompters, bringing you stories of missing white teens and engaging in afternoon debates about the war on Christmas has made a change.

Columnist Bob Novak, famous for cursing on live television and making everyone wonder how the hell he avoided prison when he leaked the name of a CIA agent in one of his columns has recently been canned by CNN.

His replacement? One William J. Bennett - the moral values author who has gambled an lost an estimated $8 at high stakes poker tables in casinos across America.

Well done CNN. Please make sure we hear more about Bennett's ideas for fighting crime during your legal segments.