No More Phone-Sexing Your Girlfriend in Europe

It was once said by an insightful blogger that she'd rather see someone wrapped in the Constitution burning the American flag, than have someone wrapped in the flag burning the constitution.

Guess which one George Bush supporters prefer?

In a new revelation of utter expectedness, there is now mounting evidence to show that Bush secretly signed an order authorizing the National Security Agency to eavesdrop on Americans who were communicating with individuals overseas to determine if they had terrorist ties.

In a taped interview that will air this evening on PBS, Bush said that he realizes people who care about trivial things such as the Bill of Rights and other outdated protections may want some answers surrounding this. His response?

He can't because, "It would compromise our ability to protect the people."

Read that again:

"It don't have to tell you shit because its for your own goddamned good, and if you keep questioning me the terrorists will kill Santa."

Click here to read the entire article on the NYT web site, and email it to your conservative friends.

Because of course, your president illegally wiretapping the last call you made to your sister in Liverpool isn't really journalism...it's all one big liberal conspiricy to tell stories and make up fibs about Mr. Bush.