Put This at the Top of My Amazon Wish List

Fox News just took another giant step toward Fair and Balanced with the recent book release from John Gibson, another bat-shit, super-Christian fundamentalist and inexperienced toupee selector. Oh, I should mention to those who choose not to infect themselves with Fox "News" parasite each day, that Gibson is actually one of their anchors.

His book title?

"The War on Christmas : How the Liberal Plot to Ban the Sacred Christian Holiday Is Worse Than You Thought"

Because after all, around Christmas season I can barely find any decorations, holiday sales or any talk of this dwindling, endangered species of a holiday.

A reviewer on Amazon.com shared his thoughts:

"Them evil liburuls is takin away Baby Jesus and Christmas. Why, I reckon the next thang them dadburn liburuls and ho-mo-seck-shuls will do is allow folks to name they chilluns after Jesus, like they do down thar in them foreign countries like New Mexico. "

And another (actual supporter of Gibson) ended his review with:

"GOD BLESS JOHN GIBSON and may all those who disagree get the ol' 'five in the noggin' they so rightly deserve!"

Well, there's a fine sample of your peers, Mr. Fox news watcher. Of course nothing could be more Christian than saying, "anyone who doesn't like our holiday should be punched in the head."

Read more about Gibson and his balanced fairness here.