Our President is a Third Grader

New Texas-Tailored Suit (minus armadillo skin): $900
American Flag pendant: $1.50
John Bolton's Toupee (in the background): $100
Getting photographed while asking your Secretary of State if you can go potty?

Absolutely priceless!

This is NOT a joke, nor was the note Photoshopped. This really happened during a recent UN Security Council meeting, and the picture you see below is real.

According to Rick Wilking, the photographer who snapped the photo: "Yes, the note is real. And yes, the president really wrote it. It was shot at a pretty good distance....I had no idea what was on the paper.” (Until, that is, the editors at Reuters enlarged it.) “I was just as surprised as you,” Wilking says.

Of course it's not headline news that Presidents have to go pee once in a while - it's the fact that Bush actually had to ASK his Secretary of State permission before he shed the first drop.

Yeah, this gives me a compete feeling of comfort, trusting this guy to run disaster recovery down south and two wars halfway across the planet at the same time.